confusedtree:

onlyreflex:

confusedtree:

antesdelfinale:

confusedtree:

The cult of personality around celebrities like George Takei has always kind of mystified me because while their actual body of work is pretty solid (sometimes I just think about the episode of Adventure Time he was on and burst out laughing in public), their personas are essentially this weird mishmash of assembly line opinions for the lowest common denominator
Of course that also very accurately describes a lot of the meme culture that’s moved to the forefront of the collective consciousness in that it’s minimal, cookie-cutter effort for disproportionate responses
George Takei posts something as shitty and sexist and harmful as this stupid thing and the people who love George Takei just love him more because of it and the cycle repeats ad infinitum because anyone who gets upset about how shitty this is and the fact that it’s coming from a celebrity they up until now loved on a platform seen by literally millions of people gets labelled as someone who simply “takes the internet too seriously”
Don’t conflate being a decent human being with being gay, famous, and aware of who grumpy cat is

…it’s a joke…

Okay this is where the fun begins because I’m going to ask you what the joke here is and you have to tell me without accidentally revealing that you’re a crappy person who thinks strippers are stupid or have to have a specific tragic backstory in order to get into their line of work
Ten seconds on the clock please
What is the joke

It’s essentially pun humor, you dense cunt.Get the hell over yourself please.

In all your years sailing the seven seas travelling to the dark corners of the world where madness knows no end and fear cuts deeper than the sharpest swords have you ever actually encountered a pun face to face

confusedtree:

onlyreflex:

confusedtree:

antesdelfinale:

confusedtree:

The cult of personality around celebrities like George Takei has always kind of mystified me because while their actual body of work is pretty solid (sometimes I just think about the episode of Adventure Time he was on and burst out laughing in public), their personas are essentially this weird mishmash of assembly line opinions for the lowest common denominator

Of course that also very accurately describes a lot of the meme culture that’s moved to the forefront of the collective consciousness in that it’s minimal, cookie-cutter effort for disproportionate responses

George Takei posts something as shitty and sexist and harmful as this stupid thing and the people who love George Takei just love him more because of it and the cycle repeats ad infinitum because anyone who gets upset about how shitty this is and the fact that it’s coming from a celebrity they up until now loved on a platform seen by literally millions of people gets labelled as someone who simply “takes the internet too seriously”

Don’t conflate being a decent human being with being gay, famous, and aware of who grumpy cat is

…it’s a joke…

Okay this is where the fun begins because I’m going to ask you what the joke here is and you have to tell me without accidentally revealing that you’re a crappy person who thinks strippers are stupid or have to have a specific tragic backstory in order to get into their line of work

Ten seconds on the clock please

What is the joke

It’s essentially pun humor, you dense cunt.
Get the hell over yourself please.

In all your years sailing the seven seas travelling to the dark corners of the world where madness knows no end and fear cuts deeper than the sharpest swords have you ever actually encountered a pun face to face

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rabioheab:

“and the winner of the golden globe is…. LEONARDO DICAPRIO! just kidding. sit the fuck back down leoNERDo you stupid nerd”

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Reblog this if you like Hannibal. No questions asked, just do it. It’ll make sense later.

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silverscreams:

Continuity Polaroids from ALIEN, 1979.

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special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

[Source]

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patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

[Source]

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thegodamill:

Kitchen Nightmares - Season 6 Episode 16 - Amy’s Baking Company

This is amazing holy fuck these people are BATSHIT

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maplesugar85:

Perfume
耳を澄まして、目を凝らせばほら | ゆう

maplesugar85:

Perfume

耳を澄まして、目を凝らせばほら | ゆう

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France: yoU KNOW WHEN I WAS UR AGE WE DIDN'T HAVE THE HIPPITY HOP MUSIC AND THE TWERKING NO WE HAD THE GUILLOTINE AND REVOLUTIONS
Canada: dad omg shut up
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totalefinsternis:

lakefairy:

tsu-yaa:

Me as Snow White 

As promised the pictures from the shooting at Schloss Puchberg - Wels (Austria) I got the pictures yesterday, so here is just a small bunch of ‘em :) hope you like it! 

Pictures by Martina Pöll
Edit by me 

Design by shoomlah

You can find the other pictures here - klick me

Adrienne, I saw this one and thought that you would appreciate it  :)

Oh my gosh this is so utterly perfect and indescribably beautiful.

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detenebrate:

0xymoronic:

shitarianasays:

theeyesinthenight:

the-sonic-screw:

platinumpixels:

volpesvolpes:

unseilie:

sarahvonkrolock:

gaysexagainstawall:

them-days-was-olden-as-fuck:

The spread of the black death.

Poland

Poland, tell us your secret.

Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 
Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.
Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.
Damn Italy, you scary.

Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”
Milan: “Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.
Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

detenebrate:

0xymoronic:

shitarianasays:

theeyesinthenight:

the-sonic-screw:

platinumpixels:

volpesvolpes:

unseilie:

sarahvonkrolock:

gaysexagainstawall:

them-days-was-olden-as-fuck:

The spread of the black death.

Poland

Poland, tell us your secret.

Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 

Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.

Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.

Damn Italy, you scary.

Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”

Milan:Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.

Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

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fruffian:

auves:

it is my favorite thing to make these, even if they don’t get any notes.  i like to look at them.  i like finding photos that go so nicely together.

I love this

fruffian:

auves:

it is my favorite thing to make these, even if they don’t get any notes.  i like to look at them.  i like finding photos that go so nicely together.

I love this

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rifa:

quillery:

peachymints:

If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining. 

the kawaii gatsby

I need to see the film omg

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